The nurse said to the second man, "Sir, you're the father of triplets." He replied, "That's amazing, because I work for the 3M Company."
The third man gathered his things and began running for the door. As he left he exclaimed, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-Up!"
Illustration from: Robert R. Kopp, Pastor, Logans Ferry Presbyterian Church, New Kensington, PA