A minister in Darby, Pennsylvania, tells this one:

The four-year-old son of an undertaker was puzzled one Easter morning when he heard about the Resurrection. "Do you mean." He asked, "that Jesus really rose up from the dead?"

"Oh, yes," the teacher said.

The boy shook his head. "I know my daddy didn't take care of Him after He died," the boy said. "He'd never get up again!"