Methuselah ate what he found on his plate And never, as people do now Did he note the amount of the calorie count He ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat Devouring a roast or a pie To think it was lacking the right kind of fat Or a couple of vitamins shy. He cheerfully chewed each species of food Unmindful of troubles or fears Lest his health might be hurt By some fancy dessert And he lived more than 900 years! (from Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List, http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh)
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