There really is a Procrastinators' Club of America, with headquarters in Philadelphia. Their objective is "to make known the benefits of putting things off until later." They publish Last Month's Newsletter, and have protested against the War of 1812, tried to get someone to fix the crack in the Liberty Bell, and traveled to Spain to try to raise money for three ships to discover America. The club holds irregular and, of course, late, meetings. If all of us who put things off were to join, it would be the biggest organization in the world. No doubt many of us intend to join, we just haven't gotten around to it yet!