If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn where does baby oil come from?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
If it's tourist season, can we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmet?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Do radio active cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a parsley farmer is sues, can they garnish his wages?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, it is considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
-Submitted by Dennis Phelps as found in Preaching magazine September/October 1998