God's Message to Joel son of Pethuel:
Attention, elder statesmen! Listen closely, everyone, whoever and wherever you are! Have you ever heard of anything like this? Has anything like this ever happened before - ever?
Make sure you tell your children, and your children tell their children, And their children their children. Don't let this message die out.
What the chewing locust left, the gobbling locust ate; What the gobbling locust left, the munching locust ate; What the munching locust left, the chomping locust ate.
Sober up, you drunks! Get in touch with reality - and weep! Your supply of booze is cut off. You're on the wagon, like it or not.
My country's being invaded by an army invincible, past numbering, Teeth like those of a lion, fangs like those of a tiger.
It has ruined my vineyards, stripped my orchards, And clear-cut the country. The landscape's a moonscape.
Published by permission. Originally published by NavPress in English as THE MESSAGE: The Bible in Contemporary Language copyright 2002 by Eugene Peterson. All rights reserved. (The Message Bible Online)