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God will lavish you with good things: children from your womb, offspring from your animals, and crops from your land, the land that God promised your ancestors that he would give you.
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God will throw open the doors of his sky vaults and pour rain on your land on schedule and bless the work you take in hand. You will lend to many nations but you yourself won't have to take out a loan.
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God will make you the head, not the tail; you'll always be the top dog, never the bottom dog, as you obediently listen to and diligently keep the commands of God, your God, that I am commanding you today.
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Don't swerve an inch to the right or left from the words that I command you today by going off following and worshiping other gods.
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Here's what will happen if you don't obediently listen to the Voice of God, your God, and diligently keep all the commandments and guidelines that I'm commanding you today. All these curses will come down hard on you:
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God's curse in the city, God's curse in the country;
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God's curse on your basket and bread bowl;
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God's curse on your children, the crops of your land, the young of your livestock, the calves of your herds, the lambs of your flocks.
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God's curse in your coming in, God's curse in your going out.
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God will send The Curse, The Confusion, The Contrariness down on everything you try to do until you've been destroyed and there's nothing left of you - all because of your evil pursuits that led you to abandon me.
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God will infect you with The Disease, wiping you right off the land that you're going in to possess.
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God will set consumption and fever and rash and seizures and dehydration and blight and jaundice on you. They'll hunt you down until they kill you.
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The sky over your head will become an iron roof, the ground under your feet, a slab of concrete.
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From out of the skies God will rain ash and dust down on you until you suffocate.
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God will defeat you by enemy attack. You'll come at your enemies on one road and run away on seven roads. All the kingdoms of Earth will see you as a horror.
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Carrion birds and animals will boldly feast on your dead body with no one to chase them away.
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God will hit you hard with the boils of Egypt, hemorrhoids, scabs, and an incurable itch.
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He'll make you go crazy and blind and senile.
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You'll grope around in the middle of the day like a blind person feeling his way through a lifetime of darkness; you'll never get to where you're going. Not a day will go by that you're not abused and robbed. And no one is going to help you.
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You'll get engaged to a woman and another man will take her for his mistress; you'll build a house and never live in it; you'll plant a garden and never eat so much as a carrot;
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you'll watch your ox get butchered and not get a single steak from it; your donkey will be stolen from in front of you and you'll never see it again; your sheep will be sent off to your enemies and no one will lift a hand to help you.