Discipline And Regret

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?"
"Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed.
"Why, that's not something to cry over," his mother told him. "That should make you laugh."
Bobby rubbed his behind and said tearfully, "I DID laugh!"

(Pastor Tim's PearlyGates List - http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh)