Jack has died, so his lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars."

"To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar."

"To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000."

"And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."

(from Pastor Tim's Sermon Illustrations and Inspirations List, http://www.cybersaltlists.org)