A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman
kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might
be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy
to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the
ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get
well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"
- from Pastor
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