While we're thinking along these lines...

Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: About 16 million. However, they are badly divided over whether changing the bulb is a fundamental need or not.

Q: How many campfire vesper leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But very soon all those around can warm up in its glowing.

Q: How many televangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Honestly, we are not sure. But for the message of change to continue to go out, please keep those letters and checks coming.

Q: How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb. One to bless the elements. One to pour the sherry. And one to offer a toast to the old light bulb.

Q: How many United Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven. One to change the light bulb. And ten more to organize the covered dish supper that will follow the changing of the bulb service.

Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There is some question. But we have it on good authority that they appointed a committee to study the issue and report back to the next meeting.

Q: How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But it is mandatory that the person poll the entire congregation first to make sure that no one will be offended by their changing it.


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Submitted by: Larry Hatfield