Men And Women

A man found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and out popped a genie, who offered to fulfill one wish. The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of planes and boats. I'd like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive."

The Genie said, "That's too much work. Try another wish."

The man said, "OK. Help me to understand women."

The genie thought for a moment, then said, "Do you want two lanes or four lanes?"

(from a sermon by Robert Kopp)