To Whom It May Concern:
If you are not satisfied with your present pastor mail this letter to the 6 churches listed at the top of the letter. The pack up your pastor and ship him to the church at the bottom of the list
At the end of 2 weeks, you should receive a total of 16,436 pastors - one of them is bound to be a dandy!
But beware! One church broke this chain and received their old pastor back!