Two women were visiting at their 25th school reunion, and one commented, "I've lived a well-planned life. My first husband was a millionaire, my second was an actor, my third husband was a minster, and now I'm married to a funeral director."

"Why is that a well-planned life," asked the other woman.

The response came: "It's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"