Joab1 son of Zeruiah knew that the king's heart longed for Absalom.
So Joab sent someone to Tekoa2 and had a wise woman3 brought from there. He said to her, "Pretend you are in mourning. Dress in mourning clothes, and don't use any cosmetic lotions.4 Act like a woman who has spent many days grieving for the dead.
Then go to the king and speak these words to him." And Joab5 put the words in her mouth.
When the woman from Tekoa wenta to the king, she fell with her face to the ground to pay him honor, and she said, "Help me, O king!"
The king asked her, "What is troubling you?" She said, "I am indeed a widow; my husband is dead.
I your servant had two sons. They got into a fight with each other in the field, and no one was there to separate them. One struck the other and killed him.
Now the whole clan has risen up against your servant; they say, 'Hand over the one who struck his brother down, so that we may put him to death6 for the life of his brother whom he killed; then we will get rid of the heir7 as well.' They would put out the only burning coal I have left,8 leaving my husband neither name nor descendant on the face of the earth."
The king said to the woman, "Go home,9 and I will issue an order in your behalf."
But the woman from Tekoa said to him, "My lord the king, let the blame10 rest on me and on my father's family,11 and let the king and his throne be without guilt.12"
The king replied, "If anyone says anything to you, bring him to me, and he will not bother you again."
She said, "Then let the king invoke the LORD his God to prevent the avenger13 of blood from adding to the destruction, so that my son will not be destroyed." "As surely as the LORD lives," he said, "not one hair14 of your son's head will fall to the ground.15"
Then the woman said, "Let your servant speak a word to my lord the king." "Speak," he replied.
The woman said, "Why then have you devised a thing like this against the people of God? When the king says this, does he not convict himself,16 for the king has not brought back his banished son?1714
Like water18 spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die.19 But God does not take away life; instead, he devises ways so that a banished person20 may not remain estranged from him.
"And now I have come to say this to my lord the king because the people have made me afraid. Your servant thought, 'I will speak to the king; perhaps he will do what his servant asks.
Perhaps the king will agree to deliver his servant from the hand of the man who is trying to cut off both me and my son from the inheritance21 God gave us.'
"And now your servant says, 'May the word of my lord the king bring me rest, for my lord the king is like an angel22 of God in discerning23 good and evil. May the LORD your God be with you.' "
Then the king said to the woman, "Do not keep from me the answer to what I am going to ask you." "Let my lord the king speak," the woman said.
The king asked, "Isn't the hand of Joab24 with you in all this?" The woman answered, "As surely as you live, my lord the king, no one can turn to the right or to the left from anything my lord the king says. Yes, it was your servant Joab who instructed me to do this and who put all these words into the mouth of your servant.
Your servant Joab did this to change the present situation. My lord has wisdom25 like that of an angel of God--he knows everything that happens in the land.26"