A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.
"I'd like a little brother," a boy said.
"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"?
"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on my dog."
(from Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List, http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh)