Plans Of Men

When a cowpuncher applies for an insurance policy the agent began quizzing him, "Have you ever had any accidents?" After a moment's reflection the applicant responded, "Nope, but a bronc did kick in two of my ribs last summer, and a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle." "Wouldn't you call those accidents?" asked the agent. "Naw," replied the ranch hand, "they did it on purpose!" In a sense the cowboy had a point; it all depends on how you look at it.