Heaven - Future Home

A man died and went to Heaven. When he got there he just couldn't believe how great it was. He said to the Lord, "this place is tremendous, the music, the beauty… It's 10 times better than I expected it to be. In fact if I'd known it was this good I'd have come here sooner!"

The Lord responded, "Well you would have been, if you hadn't eaten all that oat bran!"