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Illustration: Fathers, Fathers Day

4 years: "My Daddy knows everything."
8 years: "My Dad is really smart."
12 years: "My Dad probably doesn't know that."
16 years: "My Dad is absolutely clueless!"
21 years: "Dad is pretty out-of-touch."
30 years: "I'd like to find out what Dad thinks."
40 years: "Let's get Dad's opinion before we make a decision."
50 years: "I wish I could ask my Dad about that. He's pretty smart."
60 years: "My Dad knew absolutely everything."
70 years: "I'd give anything if Dad were here. I really miss him."