Illustration: Misunderstanding, Speech

A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asked the sales clerk.

"Well…they feel a bit tight," replies the customer.

The assistant promptly bent down, took a look at the shoes and the man's feet, and said, "Try pulling out on the tongue."

A few moments later the cleark heard: "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." (from Cybersalt Digest)