A wife came in to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. He said, "Do you have grounds?" She said, "Well we have about one acre." He said, "No, I mean does he have a grudge?" She said, "No, but he has a carport." He said, "What I mean is do you wake up grumpy?" She said, "No, I just let him sleep." Exasperated he said, "Does he beat you up?" She said, "No, I usually get up first." Finally he said, "O.K. Why do you want a divorce?" She said, "We just can't seem to communicate."

-Robert Shannon, Preaching July/August 1999