Marriage
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February 15, 2008
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that
her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said,
"He's 45 years old, 6 foot 3, has blue eyes, blond hair, an athletic
build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 3, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "But who wants him back?"
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Illustration by J. Michael Shannon, Professor of Preaching, Cincinnati Bible College & Seminary, Cincinnati, OH.
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 3, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "But who wants him back?"
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Illustration by J. Michael Shannon, Professor of Preaching, Cincinnati Bible College & Seminary, Cincinnati, OH.