A wife came in to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. He said, "Do you
have grounds?" She said, "Well we have about one acre." He said,
"No, I mean does he have a grudge?" She said, "No, but he has a
carport." He said, "What I mean is do you wake up grumpy?" She
said, "No, I just let him sleep." Exasperated he said, "Does he
beat you up?" She said, "No, I usually get up first." Finally he
said, "O.K. Why do you want a divorce?" She said, "We just can't
seem to communicate."