Illustration: Directions

One of the young couple's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

"Get the owner's manual!" the husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried the wife. Then a moment later she said, "Oops! Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual is burned to a crisp."