A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. The city boy asked, "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
The cousin smiled and replied, "Depends on how fast you carry the flashlight."
(Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List, http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh)
-PreachingNow Vol. 3:20