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Priorities

Two teenagers were arrested. After booking them, the police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Some time later a man entered the station and asked for them by name.

The sergeant said, "I suppose you're the lawyer?"

"Nope," the man replied. "I'm just here to deliver their pizza."

-PreachingNow Vol. 3:21