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1 The words of Agur son of Jakeh. The oracle.The man declares, I am weary, O God; I am weary, O God, and worn out.
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The skeptic swore, "There is no God! No God! - I can do anything I want!
2 Surely I am too stupid to be a man. I have not the understanding of a man.
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I'm more animal than human; so-called human intelligence escapes me.
3 I have not learned wisdom, nor have I knowledge of the Holy One.
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"I flunked 'wisdom.' I see no evidence of a holy God.
4 Who has ascended to heaven and come down? Who has gathered the wind in his fists? Who has wrapped up the waters in a garment? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and what is his son's name? Surely you know!
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Has anyone ever seen Anyone climb into Heaven and take charge? grab the winds and control them? gather the rains in his bucket? stake out the ends of the earth? Just tell me his name, tell me the names of his sons. Come on now - tell me!"
5 Every word of God proves true; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.
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The believer replied, "Every promise of God proves true; he protects everyone who runs to him for help.
6 Do not add to his words, lest he rebuke you and you be found a liar.
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So don't second-guess him; he might take you to task and show up your lies."
7 Two things I ask of you; deny them not to me before I die:
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And then he prayed, "God, I'm asking for two things before I die; don't refuse me -
8 Remove far from me falsehood and lying; give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with the food that is needful for me,
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Banish lies from my lips and liars from my presence. Give me enough food to live on, neither too much nor too little.
9 lest I be full and deny you and say, "Who is the LORD?" or lest I be poor and steal and profane the name of my God.
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If I'm too full, I might get independent, saying, 'God? Who needs him?' If I'm poor, I might steal and dishonor the name of my God."
10 Do not slander a servant to his master, lest he curse you, and you be held guilty.
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Don't blow the whistle on your fellow workers behind their backs; They'll accuse you of being underhanded, and then you'll be the guilty one!
11 There are those who curse their fathers and do not bless their mothers.
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Don't curse your father or fail to bless your mother.
12 There are those who are clean in their own eyes but are not washed of their filth.
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Don't imagine yourself to be quite presentable when you haven't had a bath in weeks.
13 There are those--how lofty are their eyes, how high their eyelids lift!
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Don't be stuck-up and think you're better than everyone else.
14 There are those whose teeth are swords, whose fangs are knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, the needy from among mankind.
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Don't be greedy, merciless and cruel as wolves, Tearing into the poor and feasting on them, shredding the needy to pieces only to discard them.
15 The leech has two daughters: Give and Give. Three things are never satisfied; four never say, "Enough":
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A leech has twin daughters named "Gimme" and "Gimme more." Four Insatiables Three things are never satisfied, no, there are four that never say, "That's enough, thank you!" -
16 Sheol, the barren womb, the land never satisfied with water, and the fire that never says, "Enough."
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hell, a barren womb, a parched land, a forest fire.
17 The eye that mocks a father and scorns to obey a mother will be picked out by the ravens of the valley and eaten by the vultures.
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An eye that disdains a father and despises a mother - that eye will be plucked out by wild vultures and consumed by young eagles. Four Mysteries
18 Three things are too wonderful for me; four I do not understand:
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Three things amaze me, no, four things I'll never understand -
19 the way of an eagle in the sky, the way of a serpent on a rock, the way of a ship on the high seas, and the way of a man with a virgin.
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how an eagle flies so high in the sky, how a snake glides over a rock, how a ship navigates the ocean, why adolescents act the way they do.
20 This is the way of an adulteress: she eats and wipes her mouth and says, "I have done no wrong."
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Here's how a prostitute operates: she has sex with her client, Takes a bath, then asks, "Who's next?" Four Intolerables
21 Under three things the earth trembles; under four it cannot bear up:
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Three things are too much for even the earth to bear, yes, four things shake its foundations -
22 a slave when he becomes king, and a fool when he is filled with food;
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when the janitor becomes the boss, when a fool gets rich,
23 an unloved woman when she gets a husband, and a maidservant when she displaces her mistress.
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when a whore is voted "woman of the year," when a "girlfriend" replaces a faithful wife. Four Small Wonders
24 Four things on earth are small, but they are exceedingly wise:
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There are four small creatures, wisest of the wise they are -
25 the ants are a people not strong, yet they provide their food in the summer;
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ants - frail as they are, get plenty of food in for the winter;
26 the rock badgers are a people not mighty, yet they make their homes in the cliffs;
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marmots - vulnerable as they are, manage to arrange for rock-solid homes;
27 the locusts have no king, yet all of them march in rank;
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locusts - leaderless insects, yet they strip the field like an army regiment;
28 the lizard you can take in your hands, yet it is in kings' palaces.
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lizards - easy enough to catch, but they sneak past vigilant palace guards. Four Dignitaries
29 Three things are stately in their tread; four are stately in their stride:
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There are three solemn dignitaries, four that are impressive in their bearing -
30 the lion, which is mightiest among beasts and does not turn back before any;
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a lion, king of the beasts, deferring to none;
31 the strutting rooster, the he-goat, and a king whose army is with him.
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a rooster, proud and strutting; a billy goat; a head of state in stately procession.
32 If you have been foolish, exalting yourself, or if you have been devising evil, put your hand on your mouth.
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If you're dumb enough to call attention to yourself by offending people and making rude gestures,
33 For pressing milk produces curds, pressing the nose produces blood, and pressing anger produces strife.
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Don't be surprised if someone bloodies your nose. Churned milk turns into butter; riled emotions turn into fist fights.
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