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1 The sayings of Agur son of Jakeh contain this message. I am weary, O God; I am weary and worn out, O God.
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The skeptic swore, "There is no God! No God! - I can do anything I want!
2 I am too stupid to be human, and I lack common sense.
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I'm more animal than human; so-called human intelligence escapes me.
3 I have not mastered human wisdom, nor do I know the Holy One.
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"I flunked 'wisdom.' I see no evidence of a holy God.
4 Who but God goes up to heaven and comes back down? Who holds the wind in his fists? Who wraps up the oceans in his cloak? Who has created the whole wide world? What is his name—and his son’s name? Tell me if you know!
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Has anyone ever seen Anyone climb into Heaven and take charge? grab the winds and control them? gather the rains in his bucket? stake out the ends of the earth? Just tell me his name, tell me the names of his sons. Come on now - tell me!"
5 Every word of God proves true. He is a shield to all who come to him for protection.
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The believer replied, "Every promise of God proves true; he protects everyone who runs to him for help.
6 Do not add to his words, or he may rebuke you and expose you as a liar.
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So don't second-guess him; he might take you to task and show up your lies."
7 O God, I beg two favors from you; let me have them before I die.
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And then he prayed, "God, I'm asking for two things before I die; don't refuse me -
8 First, help me never to tell a lie. Second, give me neither poverty nor riches! Give me just enough to satisfy my needs.
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Banish lies from my lips and liars from my presence. Give me enough food to live on, neither too much nor too little.
9 For if I grow rich, I may deny you and say, “Who is the LORD ?” And if I am too poor, I may steal and thus insult God’s holy name.
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If I'm too full, I might get independent, saying, 'God? Who needs him?' If I'm poor, I might steal and dishonor the name of my God."
10 Never slander a worker to the employer, or the person will curse you, and you will pay for it.
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Don't blow the whistle on your fellow workers behind their backs; They'll accuse you of being underhanded, and then you'll be the guilty one!
11 Some people curse their father and do not thank their mother.
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Don't curse your father or fail to bless your mother.
12 They are pure in their own eyes, but they are filthy and unwashed.
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Don't imagine yourself to be quite presentable when you haven't had a bath in weeks.
13 They look proudly around, casting disdainful glances.
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Don't be stuck-up and think you're better than everyone else.
14 They have teeth like swords and fangs like knives. They devour the poor from the earth and the needy from among humanity.
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Don't be greedy, merciless and cruel as wolves, Tearing into the poor and feasting on them, shredding the needy to pieces only to discard them.
15 The leech has two suckers that cry out, “More, more!” There are three things that are never satisfied— no, four that never say, “Enough!”:
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A leech has twin daughters named "Gimme" and "Gimme more." Four Insatiables Three things are never satisfied, no, there are four that never say, "That's enough, thank you!" -
16 the grave, the barren womb, the thirsty desert, the blazing fire.
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hell, a barren womb, a parched land, a forest fire.
17 The eye that mocks a father and despises a mother’s instructions will be plucked out by ravens of the valley and eaten by vultures.
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An eye that disdains a father and despises a mother - that eye will be plucked out by wild vultures and consumed by young eagles. Four Mysteries
18 There are three things that amaze me— no, four things that I don’t understand:
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Three things amaze me, no, four things I'll never understand -
19 how an eagle glides through the sky, how a snake slithers on a rock, how a ship navigates the ocean, how a man loves a woman.
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how an eagle flies so high in the sky, how a snake glides over a rock, how a ship navigates the ocean, why adolescents act the way they do.
20 An adulterous woman consumes a man, then wipes her mouth and says, “What’s wrong with that?”
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Here's how a prostitute operates: she has sex with her client, Takes a bath, then asks, "Who's next?" Four Intolerables
21 There are three things that make the earth tremble— no, four it cannot endure:
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Three things are too much for even the earth to bear, yes, four things shake its foundations -
22 a slave who becomes a king, an overbearing fool who prospers,
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when the janitor becomes the boss, when a fool gets rich,
23 a bitter woman who finally gets a husband, a servant girl who supplants her mistress.
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when a whore is voted "woman of the year," when a "girlfriend" replaces a faithful wife. Four Small Wonders
24 There are four things on earth that are small but unusually wise:
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There are four small creatures, wisest of the wise they are -
25 Ants—they aren’t strong, but they store up food all summer.
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ants - frail as they are, get plenty of food in for the winter;
26 Hyraxes —they aren’t powerful, but they make their homes among the rocks.
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marmots - vulnerable as they are, manage to arrange for rock-solid homes;
27 Locusts—they have no king, but they march in formation.
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locusts - leaderless insects, yet they strip the field like an army regiment;
28 Lizards—they are easy to catch, but they are found even in kings’ palaces.
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lizards - easy enough to catch, but they sneak past vigilant palace guards. Four Dignitaries
29 There are three things that walk with stately stride— no, four that strut about:
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There are three solemn dignitaries, four that are impressive in their bearing -
30 the lion, king of animals, who won’t turn aside for anything,
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a lion, king of the beasts, deferring to none;
31 the strutting rooster, the male goat, a king as he leads his army.
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a rooster, proud and strutting; a billy goat; a head of state in stately procession.
32 If you have been a fool by being proud or plotting evil, cover your mouth in shame.
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If you're dumb enough to call attention to yourself by offending people and making rude gestures,
33 As the beating of cream yields butter and striking the nose causes bleeding, so stirring up anger causes quarrels.
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Don't be surprised if someone bloodies your nose. Churned milk turns into butter; riled emotions turn into fist fights.
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