There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who liked traditional worship. One for those who'd lost their faith and would like to get it back. And another for those who had bad experiences with churches and were complaining about it.
They have names for each of the services: FINDERS, KEEPERS, LOSERS, WEEPERS.
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