P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
M: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
M: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
M: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
M: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: IFF inoperative.
M: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
M: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
M: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
M: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
M: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
J. Michael Shannon is professor of preaching at Cincinnati Bible College in Cincinnati, OH.