Fornication

Ann Landers recently asked her readers the question: Has your sex life gone down hill since marriage?

One reader, a man age 52, from Newark, New Jersey put it best:

"Your question - has sex gone downhill since marriage? -is an insult to those of us who waited until marriage to have sex. You ought to tell your readers that if they don't eat the icing off the cake before dinner they are likely to enjoy the dessert more."