Illustration: Marriage

A man had just finished reading a book called Man of the House while commuting home from work.

When he got home, he stormed into the house, walked up to his wife, pointed his finger in her face and said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. When I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

She thought for a moment and responded, "The funeral director is my guess." (from Mikey's Funnies)