During a Christian conference, I worked late on the worship PowerPoint slides. Please note the "D" and "F" keys are next to each other on the keyboard and spell checkers do not catch wrong words used in the correct context. The following morning as we were leading worship, the congregation sang, "Lord, You are more precious than silver. Lord,
You are more costly than..."  and everyone broke into laughter. The slide said, "Lord, You are more costly than GOLF."

Well, it's a true statement...at the courses I've seen.

(From Tim Cimbura by way of Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries.)