New Year's Resolutions
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August 15, 2007
The late Erma Bombeck made these New Year's resolutions:
1. I'm going to
clean this dump just as soon as the kids grow up.
2. I will go to no doctor whose office plants have died.
3. I'm going to follow my husband's suggestion to put a little excitement into
my life by living within our budget.
4. I'm going to apply for a hardship scholarship to Weight Watchers.
5. I will never loan my car to anyone I have given birth to.
6. And just like last year...I am going to remember that my children need love
the most when they deserve it the least.
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