The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful -- so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing."
The minister broke out in a big smile, only to hear the man add, "Why, I felt like a new man when I woke up!"
- from Joke Master [email protected] via Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries. To subscribe go to http://www.sermonfodder.com.