Stewardship

One pastor had a rather crude layman who liked to go out visiting people. Since he was rather crude the pastor gave him a list of delinquent church members and some church stationary and told him to write letters to all those who haven't been coming.

Several weeks later the church secretary received a letter from a lawyer with a check inside to $1000. Enclosed was this note:

"To Whom It May Concern. I received your letter and I want to remind you that there is only 1 "T" in dirty and no "C" in skunk.