"I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after me. One night she said she was ready to solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer.

'Lead us not into temptations,' she prayed, 'but deliver us some e-mail. Amen.'"

from Good, Clean Fun: http://www.slonet.org/~tellswor, via Internet for Christans