You May Be A Preacher If...
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April 09, 2008
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- You'd like to put on the gloves and go a few rounds with Benny Hinn.
- You think Exegesis should be an Olympic Event.
- You love to eat lunch alone so you don't have to say grace out loud.
- You sort of enjoy inviting the Mormons in to "talk."
- People apologize to you after they use profanity.
- While shaving, you've pointed at yourself in the mirror and shouted, "REPENT!" just to see what you look like doing it.
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Submitted by John Branyan, from Internet for Christians newsletter, January 13, 1998
- You'd like to put on the gloves and go a few rounds with Benny Hinn.
- You think Exegesis should be an Olympic Event.
- You love to eat lunch alone so you don't have to say grace out loud.
- You sort of enjoy inviting the Mormons in to "talk."
- People apologize to you after they use profanity.
- While shaving, you've pointed at yourself in the mirror and shouted, "REPENT!" just to see what you look like doing it.
__________________________
Submitted by John Branyan, from Internet for Christians newsletter, January 13, 1998